Date: Saturday, April 22, 2000 4:27 AM
One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog.
The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead.
The student said it was dead.
The teacher asked how he knew.
The boy said, "I pissed in its ear."
The teacher said, "You what?"
He said, "You know, I went to his ear and said, 'PSST!' and it didn't move, so it must be dead.
Her sorority sisters at a major university often tease a generously endowed Jill for being a size 34 DD, At a fraternity party, she was asked by a young man what she would like to drink. "Diet soda, please," she replied.
"Oh, you must be the double D." he said.
Jill was furious, wondering which of her so-called friends had divulged such personal information.
"And just what do you mean by that?" she snapped.
Surprised at her angry response, the young man meekly answered, "Oh, you know -- the designated driver."
on July 1, 2000