Little Sayings

  1. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  3. I love cats...they taste just like chicken.( W.C. Fields)
  4. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  5. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  6. Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  7. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
  8. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  9. Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
  10. I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  11. Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
  12. It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  13. I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!
  14. Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
  15. Wink, I'll do the rest!
  16. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  17. Forget about World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
  18. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  19. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  20. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  21. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  22. The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
  23. We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
  24. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  25. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  26. I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
  27. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. 
    Regards,  Brooks

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Brooks Hilliard, Principal       Business Automation Associates, Inc
602 264-9263                             Phoenix/Scottsdale, Arizona
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