Tag lines found attached to e-mails

  1. $150.00 per hour--the impossible may take longer--
  2. ( ( ( ( ( ((((( IN STEREO )))) ) ) ) ) )
  3. --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
  4. 1st rule of marrige! If you're right, Aplogize!
  5. :)
  6. A bug a day keeps the upgrades away.
  7. ASCII and thou shall receive!
  8. After reading this message, destroy your terminal.
  9. All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
  10. And now a word from the NULL DEVICE...
  11. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
  12. Ca. tagline redemption value: $.05
  13. Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
  14. Death has been proven to be 99% fatal to laboratory rats
  15. Do I have to put something here?
  16. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  17. Don't Byte Off more than you can Queue.
  18. Fast is merely relative to when you are.
  19. Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
  20. Has anyone seen my lost carrier?
  21. HELP is just a Busy Signal Away.....
  22. Have another day
  23. I used to be a werewolf but I'm OK nowoooooo!
  24. I used to be amnesic but now I'm...I'm...er..
  25. I used to be indecisive - now I'm not so sure
  26. I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
  27. IBM Compatible: Paint Matches IBM
  28. Improvising, it beets a goof every time!!! !;)
  29. Multitasking = screwing up several things at once.
  30. Murphy has a lot to answer for...!
  31. My reality check just bounced.
  32. Networks --> less net work !
  33. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
  34. Obsolete: Dependable, reliable, inexpensive
  35. One man's trick is another man's trap.
  36. Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible.
  37. Programmers do it recursively.
  38. Rugged: Too heavy to move
  39. Shakespearecomm ... transmits up to 14,400 bard
  40. Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
  41. Someday, I'll get organized - then I'll be dangerous!
  42. Taglines = Electronic Bumper Stickers
  43. Take their advice, they aren't using it. {<ö)
  44. The beatings will stop when morale improves
  45. This tagline is umop apisdn
  46. This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader!
  47. Voila ... or viola ... or violin ....WHATEVER!!
  48. When all else fails, read the manual.