New college degree

 Subject: New college degree

      A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY
  that many of you should be interested in: BECOMING A REAL MAN.
  That's right, in just six quarters you, too, can be a real man, as well
  as earn an AA degree (AA Real Men). Please take a moment to look over
  the program outline.

  FIRST YEAR

  Autumn Schedule

  MEN 101        Combating Stupidity
  MEN 102        You Too Can Do Housework
  MEN 103        PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
  MEN 104        We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings For Christmas

  Winter Schedule

  MEN 110        Wonderful Laundry Techniques
  MEN 111        Understanding The Female Response to Getting In At 4AM
  MEN 112        Parenting: It Doesn't End With Conception
  EAT 100        Get A Life, Learn To Cook
  ECON 001A      What's Hers Is Hers

  Spring Schedule

  MEN 120        How NOT To Act Like An Asshole When You're Wrong
  MEN 121        Understanding Your Incompetence
  MEN 122        YOU, The Weaker Sex
  MEN 123        Reasons To Give Flowers
  ECON 001B      What's Yours Is Half Hers (Must Pass
  ECON 001A)

  SECOND YEAR

  Autumn Schedule

  SEX 101        You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
  SEX 102        Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
  MEN 201        How To Stay Awake After Sex
  MEN 202        How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
  ELECTIVE       (See Electives Below)

  Winter Schedule

  MEN 210        The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
  MEN 211        How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
  MEN 212        You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver
  MEN 213        Honest - You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise-Especially Naked

  MEN 230A       Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 1

  Spring Schedule

  MEN 220        Omitting @&*%$#* From Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
  MEN 221        Fluffing The Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
  MEN 222        Real Men Ask For Directions
  MEN 223        Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay
  MEN 230B       Her Birthdays And Anniversaries Are Important 2

  Course Electives

  EAT 101        Cooking With Quiche
  EAT 102        Utilization of Eating Utensils
  EAT 103        Burping And Belching Discreetly
  MEN 231        Mother-in-Law
  MEN 232        Appear To Be Listening
  MEN 233        Just Say, Yes Dear
  ECON 001C      Cheaper To Keep Her (Must Pass ECON 001B)