Date: Sunday, February 27, 2000 5:46 PM

     HOW DO CRAZY PEOPLE GO THROUGH THE FOREST?
     THEY TAKE THE PSYCHO PATH.

     HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER?
     YOU BOIL THE HELL OUT OF IT.

     WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT  A CONCRETE WALL?
     DAMN!

     WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
     POLAROIDS

     WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
     A STICK.

     WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS?
     NACHO CHEESE.

     WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
     SUBORDINATE CLAUSES.

     WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW?
     SPOILED MILK.

     WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
     FROSTBITE.

     WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP?
     ANYONE CAN ROAST BEEF

     HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT?
     UNIQUE UP ON IT.

     HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT?
     TAME WAY, UNIQUE UP ON IT.

     WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
     SKEET.

     HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND A TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME?
     SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOSE A TRAILER.