TEN THINGS you must NEVER, EVER (Really, We're Not Kidding About This--Promise Us You Won't)Say at a Promise Keepers Rally!
10. I don't mind the praying and the crying, guys, but the minute you start hugging me, I'm outa here. 9. Bill McCartney? Wasn't he one of the Beatles? 8. What kind of a man would ever be satisfied with just one woman, anyway? 7. Is it possible the National Organization of Women has a point about us wanting to oppress women? (The Promise Keepers are confessional, but they're not that confessional.) 6. Does anybody else here ever get the feeling that you've lived before, and that maybe in a previous life you were a woman? 5. Don't you just think Kevin Kline is divine? 4. Is there any chance you could get a break from this rally to do a little shopping later? 3. My wife makes all the big decisions in our family and I like it like that. It makes me feel like a real man! 2. Has anybody else here ever felt like you were a woman trapped in a man's body? ___And the No. 1 thing you must never, ever (Really, we're not kidding about this-- promise us you won't) say at a Promise Keepers Rally is: 1. You've got a cute little butt on you. Do you work out?
on July 1, 2000