On his first day in the hole the devil asked him, "How do you like it here?"
He said, "I'm from Phoenix, this dry heat does not bother me".
On the second day the devil turned up the heat and asked, "What do you think of it now?'
Again, he said, "I'm from Phoenix, I'm used to this sort of heat, it's just fine".
On the Third day the devil turned the heat all the way up and asked, "What do you think of it now?"
"I'm from Phoenix, I've seen it 120 degrees, this heat does not bother me".
The devil decided to fix this guy once and for all. He turned the heat OFF and turned the temp. to a minus twenty (-20) degrees until Hell was frozen over. Where upon he asked the man with the frost bit cheeks and the ice forming in his hair, "what do you think of it down here now?"
Through icy eyes and a puzzled look upon his face,...