Three men were discussing their previous night's lovemaking. The Italian says, "My wife, I rubbed her body all over with fine olive oil, then we made wonderful love. She screamed for five minutes."
The Frenchman says, "I smooth sweet butter all over my wife's body, and we made passionate love. She screamed for a half hour."
The Jew says, "I covered my wife's body in schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love and she screamed for six hours."
The other's said in amazement, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
He shrugs, "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
on July 1, 2000